Dream Log 1

Oh the tiredness but w'ever I'ma do my dream log

I was in my house, and me and my family were all upstairs then we split up and went into different rooms, my mom went into my brothers room except in the dream it was my sister's room and had a giant bed, she said she went in there because it was comfortable then I went downstairs and my brother is working on hooking up random cables and setting up his room. I go into my room which looks like my room but the closet opens up and is the same size as my room. Then my sister and her boyfriend knocked on the window and I was like "what the" My sister had a lot of friends with her and she said that they were going to play a prank with zombies and stuff. So my sister and her boyfriend climbed through the window into my room and then we heard the other people pranking someone. The window was still open and then a zombie climbed down and tried to come inside so we quickly closed the window (in my dream my room has two windows for some reason) so we closed the other window and then there was another zombie at the door to my room. We closed the door and I was thinking how we shouldn't stay in just one place but I didn't care and then my sister opened the door and whacked the zombie, killing it and came back inside.
I think I woke up after this then went back to sleep.

So I was in maeser and Stephanie and I were walking up the stairs which were somehow like 10 stories high but w'ever. Stephanie had an iPod touch and everyone kept stealing it from her and then she got it back and then I was like "here I'll hold it" So I took it and people started chasing me then it was like epic running down the hallways and jumping over stuff. At one point there was like this electric scanner thing with people going through and I just jumped over the whole thing then dived underneath a table. I thought no one had seen me but this guy looks down and said "there you are." I start scrambling from under the table and I almost get away but he grabbed my arm, I wriggle free from his grip then I look back and he's wearing a police uniform, so I was like "whoa," then I said 'are you really a policeman?' he said "yes" and pointed to a picture of him on the wall that said new policeman at maeser or something. He took my zune without me noticing then he was like 'did you get this from the pirateland or something" and I was like "noo I got that from target I still have the original case for it if you don't believe me." Then he's like "oh good" and then hooks up my zune and stephanie's ipod touch to a charger. The ipod touch looks all squished together and clay looking and I was like "oh no Stephanie's ipod touch." then all the people that were stealing the ipod touch came back and stephanie did too. and I was like "sowwie your ipod touch is now made of clay and all scrunched up." Then some random person says 'I heard if you put cream cheese on it it'll fix it' So we pull some cream cheese out of the fridge right next to us and spread it on the ipod touch then it's like a little part of the cream cheese turns to sand and I wipe it off and underneath is the ipod touch all good and new again. Stephanie says 'next time be more careful' and I'm like 'ok'

Now I start seeing these weird floorplans for a building and the secret part that we were supposed to go steal something from or something. So we walk in (me and stephanie) and we're like ladeladeda and we're both in awesome disguises then we walk past a desk and the clerk looks at us funny so we pull out pistols and are like don't do anything so he's sitting there guns pointed at him and random people in the background don't really care. then we move on through the hallway and somehow I lost my guns but then stephanie had an epic standoff with this guy and it was like fast draw or w'ever and stephanie won then I took the guys guns and we headed on. We came into this room with 4 holes in the tile and underneath there was dirt so I jumped down in and started shoveling with my sword then I look up out and stephanie is like oh there were shovels over here so I jump out and start digging, then I dig from outside of the hole in the ground, while stephanie is digging standing on the dirt, then she screams as she like falls through the floor and so I'm like nooo then I jump into mine and I fall into it but I get stuck and I hear this girl above me that's like so this is where they went, I'll just have to follow them so she jumps down and I'm finally at the bottom then I like point my sword up and she falls onto it, then I try to find stephanie and then we're both in this weird world, I'm like 'we're supposed to go over there' so we try walking over there but we kept like walking not towards it like it's all an illusion or something and I'm like 'if we walk on all fours we'll be able to go' so we do and then this big thud makes us both fall on our stomachs then this big giant appears and starts throwing these fireballs at us, then I'm like 'Stephanie, shoot the fireballs as they come closer with your water bullets and I'll shoot the waterballs with my firebullets' So we do and the fireballs get reflected to the giant and he dies. Then the woman that got stabbed with a sword comes out and I was like oh no I thought I killed her, I think it ended in a standoff but I'm not entirely sure.

We saw the stars come out that evening And sail across the sky on kite strings. Some talk about the future and the plans we have.

Hurray for a year and less than a half more of school until high school is over, but I guess the first 2 years of college might be the same... but at least I'll be having lots of fun. (hopefully) Before that I will be going on my mission which will be legendary (my letters to stephanie will be the awesomest, at least I think you are allowed to send letters/email). Life seems like it will be incredibly awesome but at the same time I don't feel like I'll be prepared for it. but oh well I will make it awesome anyway I can. Hopefully by summer I'll have taken the act and sat and have sufficient scores on each, and hopefully I can drive by summer. =D I think I mentioned in my last blog I'm going on monday to get my permit and then I'ma be ready to learn and such. Going to learn on the stick shift that we have which means it'll probably be hard it but my dad thinks it'll be worth it so that's good. during the summer I may get a job but I'm leaning against it, I'll probably work on some of my bucket list things, and work on getting into uni. haha once my life is actually on track I'll probably get married and once I can support kids, I'll have kids. I'll probably be leaving utah, at least for my kids' education. Utah doesn't have very good schools, except maybe maeser which can be but really isn't. that's all really.

In the belly of the beast comes I'll swim

Dunno just listening to for the foxes and such. I just barely became the top scrobbler for summertime's end, not that I have listened to him the most o-o" maybe it's for the week or something. I guess I should update my week. First week back at school, not too heavy an amount of homework, hopefully the teachers are getting tired of grading homework just the same as I'm tired of doing it. That would make school pretty awesome. I'm not liking how my 7th period is now US Government instead of Computer Tech, I mean so far it's not bad, government can be interesting but not really plus memorizations and speaking in front of the class...yuck, plus in computer tech all I did was linerider. xD Oh yeah Stephanie is in my seminary class. Awesomely awesome with extra awesomeness I think yes. The awesomest, wait actually Stephanie is the awesomest, she's also the prettiest, cutest and beautifulest if you were wondering. Which you were, don't deny it. My blogs are always so short therefore I'll try to make this one long, just to scare off random bored people or something like that. Oh I went to the Optometrist and got glasses, haven't had them since 8th grade? I'll probably wear them the first day I get them for no apparent reason. They are green framed and they look ridiculous which is naturally why someone gets glasses, to look ridiculous y'know? Those'll arrive this week I believe maybe next if I'm unlucky. Let's see I went to ross and got a 49 cents t-shirt that says 'Word-Lies=Truth'...I'm pretty much like what in whidreaorld because that shirt is rather interesting? There are much stranger shirts at ross in the clearance rack, or probably even stranger at the DI but mine works. Oh there was something pretty important about cheese. but it just slips my mind y'know? Just kidding Stephanie asked me to Sweethearts d'aww what a sweetheart the sweetestheart. Plus I laughed at her way of doing it. Plus cheese is delicious.

I fail at taking pictures for real

I took a picture but you can't read it haha.  You all are jealous. Completely. Now I have to think of an awesomer way of replying. and it will be awesomer, everyone will be all jealous and I will just laugh at them. haha now Stephanie is telling my to hurray up so hmph I guess I will have to. hmm I went to the paediatrician instead of the dermatologist because you have to get a referral or something, but I still got like pills and stuff for my face therefore cool I suppose. Also today I stayed after school to do the mask making stuff for masquerade which I am performing for tomorrow at the masquerade. hopefully it will be awesome and stuff. (hope a lot of people come so I don't have to pay for the trip to disneyland) uhh also I am going to the dmv on monday to get my permit. therefore hurray. it will be legendary. oh yeah I forgot that i ordered new headphones today.
Here's a link to them, decided to go the cheaper route instead of paying 80$ for some comparative review in bottom link.
 http://www.amazon.com/MEElectronics-M6-CL-Sport-Sound-Isolating-Headphones/dp/B0038W0K2U/ref=pd_bxgy_e_img_b
http://www.head-fi.org/forum/thread/478568/multi-iem-review-138-iems-compared-meelectronics-cx21-cw31-added-01-26#post_6492051
pictures not related

Flying Flahoozacat

Well hmph if you google flying flahoozacat all it comes up with is stephanie's blog and some pictures of her therefore I must create the real flying flahoozacat blog.
Flying Flahoozacat: These are cats that are naturally gifted in the arts of flying, without the use of wings, mostly by hovering, they are mostly wild but a select have been domesticated by the great and powerful sam.

few have been actually sighted, some believe them to have great powers, capable of destroying entire cities but this has not been proven, some have related them to medusa, turning you to stone with a single glance, the government has been trying for years to cover up the occurrences of flying flahoozacats but to no avail.

Sam's perfectly trained flying flahoozacats hovering in unison.

-Flying Flahoozacats

My list

Updated 28/1/11

1. Graduate High School
2. Get my driver's license
3. Run a marathon
4. Run a 5k in under 18 minutes (5:50ish miles)
5. Run 2 miles in 11 minutes (5:30 miles)
6. Run a mile in under 5 minutes
7. Compose, write and play a song
8. Learn to ride a unicycle
9. Go on a mission
10. Go to college
11. Visit all 7 continents
12. Learn to play 5 different instruments well
13. Post 100 blogs
14. Visit my Texas friends
15. Learn to cook well
16. Have an awesome 18th birthday party
17. Perfect date
18. Marry
19. Kids
20. Ride in a hot air balloon
21. Learn to sail
22. Run with foxes
23. Speak Spanish fluently
24. Scuba diving somewhere awesome, like Australia
25. Design and build my own house
26. Find out my purpose
27. Eat healthier
28. Survive for a week in the wild with minimal supplies
29. Record a song for youtube
30. Sustain a garden
31. Write a book
32. Make a photo book
33. Learn to surf
34. Donate blood
35. Wake up earlier
36. See my favourite bands live
37. Paint a picture I've done this but really should be better
38. Grow a beard
39. Dress up as a Furby for Halloween
40. Fly an airplane
41. Fly to the moon
42. See the Aurora Borealis (northern lights)
43. Learn sign language
44. Develop a game
45. Purchase $100 or more headphones
46. Shave my head
47. Keep a dream log
48. Bike to work everyday
49. 100,000 plays on last.fm
50. Become the top scrobbler for Summertime's End (pass gamersg (the man himself)) (done dunno how though) Done
51. Listen to every song by Adam Young (even the death metal >.<)
52. Beat minesweeper expert in under 200 seconds (yes lame) (152 seconds) Done
53. Sing a duet
54. Remix a song
55. Eat Durian
56. Skydive
57. Rock climb
58. Learn to dance
59. Save someone's life
60. Learn the art of succinct compliments
61. Conquer my fears
62. Do a get big program during the summer (aka eating a lot of protein and exercising insanely)
63. Get straight A's in a term
64. 32 on my act (changed from 31 to 32)
65. Change the world
66. Be able to point out constellations in the sky
67. Make more friends (wip)
68. Eat exquisite cheese (depends on how you define exquisite) Done
69. Do a back flip
70. Read 100 more books
71. Roast a marshmallow over a volcano
72. Live with wolves
73. High jump like 4 feet
74. Road trip where I'm driving
75. Climb trees with monkeys (yes my rhyming skills are awesome)
76. Iron man (not the movie the race =D)
77. Steal stuff from Stephanie's list Done
78. Hug a panda
79. Dress like a hipster
80. Get along with the siblings
81. Beat my 5000 line gmail chat record Done
82. Do a 36000 spin Done
83. Make my own language and teach it to someone
84. Pet a llama
85. Build a lego house
86. Run a marathon barefoot
87. Become a vegetarian
88. Make an igloo
89. Make a music video
90. Dig a hole to China
91. Expand my music collection to 10000 songs (6070 at the moment)
92. Volunteer as a firemen
93. Invent something
94. Visit 20 national parks
95. Witness a solar eclipse
96. Grab a coconut off the tree, open it with a rock and drink the milk
97. Get fat then go on a diet
98. Eat a banana and get called tarzan then laugh hysterically Doneish
99. Make something out of nothing
100. Take pictures of  it all

Summer arrived on the back of a mockingbird

This will be my blog on winter/snow hate and how it should be summer.

Well who would like winter? Some estranged bozo probably.
It's so cold and it makes everyone huddle around inside which is pretty boring.

Ahh summer how I miss thou, so please come back soon. =D
Also to whoever says texas is deserty and lame and stuff like that ha

d'aww wook it's witty sam =D

Well I was on drugs (lame excuse I know)

So I was bored, and opened up paint.net, also some might say I was on drugs but that is unconfirmed =D The first one is just lines that have been modified drastically.

This is a leaf that turned out looking interesting? and it again but much more fail. 

and now my zune turned awesome.

this was a cherry but modified of course

uhh this used to be my face, believe it.

never before seen sunset hehe

One more year, and I'll be heading out on my own, Leaving friends and the place that I call home. I don't wanna go.

Soooooo, not technically one year but like 2 yearsish o-o
I feel like life is going to hit me in the face and then I'll melt into a mushroom or something. Which sounds awesome but also doomish. I'll obv be on a mission but after that. dunno what. dunno what. I'll really miss people though, during my mission and after (I mean I miss stephanie and I talked to her like 28 hours and 21 minutes ago =P, now I also feel like a creepster so my bad)

Oh yeah into airwaves is awesome so yeah I just ordered one of their t-shirts since I gotta be cool and stuff. o-o now I gotta shrink a bit because it's small and then it'll shrink and be super small. =P btw =P looks really lame on this. Ok that's better hurray for fonts. Why am I even doing a blog if it isn't about cheese? o-o Cheese really is the only cool thing. what was this about? 

Oh yeah how something about later on in life and stuff. Becoming a pilot would be awesome but  I would probably spend like 7000$ on learning to fly then 8 years in military and even then finding a decent job could be hard. I heard that 50,000+ people applied for a pilot job that had 50 spaces... That's like a .1% chance. Of course I could stay with the military for the rest of my life but that is dangerous, which piloting is already pretty dangerous. Plus think about all the times I could get stuck in other airports due to weather or something. uhhhhhhhhhhhh so there it is. Dunno if my blog is up to par with cool people's blogs and it's definitely not up to par in the cheesiness category. definitely not. Winterim is cool so far I guess. Basically I'm just messing around on the computer though which can be pretty boring. I think that's good for now.

habituation.

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thunderflash
Sufi
Younker
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Jarlsberg

Cheese, Cheese, and Cheese

I like myself a good smoked cheddar or Gouda because of it's delectable aroma and the smoky flavour that I sense through olfaction.
Yeah other than that I like cheese.